Potato (aka Learning to Speak Child)

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Also, I recently had a child asking me where "the thing that's the breaking thing" was.
The thing that breaks things?
Yes.
You mean like a hammer? Something like that?
No.
Scissors? A knife?
No, the breaking thing.

So what did she mean?
....
Corn on the cob.

I get 10 SuperMommy bonus points for getting it right within two minutes.