Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Random

A child explains her favorite character:

Child: "She always wears blue, and she has brown hair, and her voice is really pretty and... and sound-y. Not too loud and not too little."

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A child uses her newly acquired English skills to tell me something important at the mall.

Child: Mommy, I forgot the Pope!
Me: What, honey?
Child: I still need the Pope!
Me: Could you say that one more time?
Child: I need Pope Ning!
Me: Who?.... Ohhhhhhh
(we rush back to the bathroom)

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ילדה: אמא, את רוצה לשמוע משהו על אלול?
אני: כן, בטח.
ילדה: אלול זה אומר, אני לדודי ו... ודודי לי.
אני: נכון מאוד! ומה זאת אומרת?
ילדה: אלול!
אני: לא, מה זאת אומרת ה"אני לדודי ודודי לי"
ילדה: שאני נותנת משהו לדודים שלי, וגם הם נותנים לי דברים.

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An adult who shall remain unnamed, after watching the first 30 minutes of a certain hit movie with me:

Adult: Well that movie certainly has a misleading title. That made me more miserable, not less!

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Also, my rendition of myself and significant other watching said movie:



2 comments:

  1. On a different topic, saw this and thought of you:

    https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=503769059714378&set=a.321588461265773.72849.321560594601893&type=1&theater

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  2. One point goes to the film critic. (made me lol!!)

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