Reading with a 2-year-old

For comparison's sake...

"S, want to read a book?"

"YAAYY!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!"

"Oh, a Dora book. What a surprise."

"DORA!!!!"

"'Big Sister Dora'"

"DORA!!!!"

"Hola! I'm Dora-"

"DORA!!!"

"Yes, there's Dora on this page, too!

A baby! Si!"

"BACKPACK!!!"

"Yes, she has a backpack."

"DORA!!!!"

"Yes, Dora is on this page, too."

"DORA!!!! THIS!!!"

"Yes, Dora should take that path."

"DORA TWO FOUR!!!!!"

"Yes, Dora needs our help counting the-"

"DORA!!!!"

"Here's Dora running -"

"DORA!! BABY!!!!"

"Yes, here are the babies!"

"DORA!!!!!"

"That's the end."

"MORE DORA!!!!"

"Dora is over now."

"MORE DORA!!!!!!!!!!"

"The book is over!"

(Readers, you'll have to insert the tone of heart-rending despair on your own for this next line):

"DORAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Um. OK. Big Sister D-"

"DORA!!!! YAY!!!"