Child (grabs my tummy fat and squishes it): Your tummy is almost fat!
Me: :(
Child: But it isn't fat.
Me: :)
Child: It isn't really fat, because Baby E isn't in there anymore. It just looks fat.
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Remember a few posts ago when I said the problem with Hamas is that it still views Israel as a colony?
It turns out someone smart totally thinks the same thing.
I thought the same thing as a news analyst. That means I could be a news analyst! If I were able to turn my one-paragraph ideas into three-page essays. And also to have said ideas 10 days earlier.
Me: :(
Child: But it isn't fat.
Me: :)
Child: It isn't really fat, because Baby E isn't in there anymore. It just looks fat.
******
Remember a few posts ago when I said the problem with Hamas is that it still views Israel as a colony?
It turns out someone smart totally thinks the same thing.
I thought the same thing as a news analyst. That means I could be a news analyst! If I were able to turn my one-paragraph ideas into three-page essays. And also to have said ideas 10 days earlier.
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