A conversation for Zeidie:
Adi: Are we having crembos for dessert?
Me: No.
Adi: Oooooooooooofffff (readers: imagine the dramatic groan of a person in serious pain.)
Me: We'll have crembos for dessert on Shabbat.
Adi: Why, is Zeidie coming for Shabbat?!!!
Me: No. We'll buy our own.
Adi: *mind is blown*
And now an aside to my parents:
Let's talk business here. How much are you willing to pay for this list not to be forwarded to SNAN?
Adi: Are we having crembos for dessert?
Me: No.
Adi: Oooooooooooofffff (readers: imagine the dramatic groan of a person in serious pain.)
Me: We'll have crembos for dessert on Shabbat.
Adi: Why, is Zeidie coming for Shabbat?!!!
Me: No. We'll buy our own.
Adi: *mind is blown*
And now an aside to my parents:
Let's talk business here. How much are you willing to pay for this list not to be forwarded to SNAN?
Dear Snan,
ReplyDeleteSomehow, the magic internets make it such that I can see the list when you post it on your blog. Hmm, wonder how that works?
My Rugged Maniac was like a baby Tough Mudder (without the electrical wires), but I know people who've done the latter. On the topic of crazy races, you should ask Dad to tell you about the race in the Amazon jungle. THAT'S a crazy race.
- snan
Drat. I was counting on you to not read my blog :P.
DeleteThe sad thing is that these races seem to make you feel you are sane by comparison. Let me assure you that it does not work that way.
haha A is a smart lady!!
ReplyDeleteWow, I feel like Sherlock...
ReplyDelete(P.S. For those of you who do not follow the TV series, especially those of you with no TV, in the current spin-off of Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson pays their bills by having set up a blog about Sherlock's adventures, which has become internationally successful. Sherlock, on occasion reads this blog about himself and always has a cute or snide remark.)
But unlike Sherlock, I will not make any snide remark except to note "Aha, elementary, my dear Alisnan, YOU DO BRING THOSE UNHEALTHY POISONOUS CREMBO'S INTO THE HOUSE!!!"