Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Random

Viggy was concerned this week to hear our 5-year-old telling her 4-year-old sister, "Well, when you're 11, I'll be dead already."

"Why would she say that?" he asked me. I was baffled, too.

So I asked, "Honey, why would you say you'll be dead when she's eleven? You'll only be twelve."

"Oh, I meant when she's 200, I'll be dead," she explained.

Oh, OK. That would do it.
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One of my children threatened me today, "When I grow up, I'm going to buy my own Ipad - and then I'll never let you use it!"

Poor thing - I couldn't help laughing, and that just made everything so much worse. It's so harsh to be a kid and have your tantrums get no respect. Baby S has it worst in this regard - not only are Viggy and I sometimes helpless not to laugh when she throws a fit, but her sisters sometimes start giggling, too.

(for the record, I barely use the ipad - why should I, when I have successfully taken sole control of the family computer - but I am the mean parent who is constantly saying "no, you're not watching Barbies today, either.")

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Reading with a 2-year-old

For comparison's sake...

"S, want to read a book?"

"YAAYY!!! YAY YAY YAY!!!"

"Oh, a Dora book. What a surprise."

"DORA!!!!"

"'Big Sister Dora'"

"DORA!!!!"

"Hola! I'm Dora-"

"DORA!!!"

"Yes, there's Dora on this page, too!

A baby! Si!"

"BACKPACK!!!"

"Yes, she has a backpack."

"DORA!!!!"

"Yes, Dora is on this page, too."

"DORA!!!! THIS!!!"

"Yes, Dora should take that path."

"DORA TWO FOUR!!!!!"

"Yes, Dora needs our help counting the-"

"DORA!!!!"

"Here's Dora running -"

"DORA!! BABY!!!!"

"Yes, here are the babies!"

"DORA!!!!!"

"That's the end."

"MORE DORA!!!!"

"Dora is over now."

"MORE DORA!!!!!!!!!!"

"The book is over!"

(Readers, you'll have to insert the tone of heart-rending despair on your own for this next line):

"DORAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Um. OK. Big Sister D-"

"DORA!!!! YAY!!!"