SNAN and ALIRSNAN eat

I have math homework due tomorrow, and even though this is a course I've taken before (admittedly, not since high school, which was a frighteningly long time ago), it's not going so well.

So with a homework assignment due tomorrow and a Shabbat to prepare, what better time than now for pure unadulterated avoidance of responsibility (speaking of repeating high school... ) in the form of yet another round of SNAN and ALIRSNAN?

SNAN and ALIRSNAN: Nutrition

SNAN avoids frozen food for health reasons, and makes her own nutritious alternatives.

ALIRSNAN avoids frozen food so that she'll have more money to spend on diet coke and popcorn.

SNAN does her best to avoid chemicals in her food.

ALIRSNAN figures the more letters, the merrier.

SNAN tries to eat like her ancestors did.

ALIRSNAN looks to the more recent past for inspiration.

SNAN considers the latest health research when deciding what foods to prepare.

ALIRSNAN tends to buy first and find research that fits.

SNAN knows her self-restraint now will mean better health down the line.

The way ALIRSNAN sees it, she's helping to advance the human race by weeding out weakness.