Old Married Couples part 2

In case my last post gave the wrong impression - being part of an Old Married Couple isn't bad. In fact, I think it's even better than being newlywed.

Two ways in which being part of an Old Married Couple is better (you may differ on whether or not these are good things) (again, all tongue in cheek, any resemblance to real couples living or dead is strictly something, blah blah blah (gender neutrality, on the other hand, is deliberate)).

Drama:

Presents: