The hardest part of today, by the way? Trying to deal with !@#$^&^ Microsoft Word (XP version).

I hate Word so much. I hate the autoformatting - why does it always pick the most complicated way to do things, unless you go press a million things to undo it? Why does it always assume that you didn't really mean to type what you actually typed, and you want it to capitalize it, change the spelling, and make it a numbered list?

At one point I found myself banging on the keyboard and saying, "Don't f&*k with me, Word!!" Would you believe that actually worked?

Unfortunately, a minute later it retaliated by renumbering the one numbered list I'd created intentionally so that everything was off by one. Which provided momentary amusement as I imagined my challenge setting programs in motion (public static BringItOnBitch... ), but overall was very much not a good thing.