You know what's weird about toilet training? How excited you have to act when you see someone else's poop.

Not just poop, but poop that you're about to have to clean up. And instead of being like "!$#@!$ why is there so much poop in my life, please shoot me now" you have to be like "YAAAAAY POOP!!! You are so incredibly special for making poop in this plastic thing on the floor, instead of making poop on those other things on the floor!"

<--- YAAAAY POOP!!!

Anyway. Those of you who do not have children and are laughing at me right now, please realize that chances are very good that you will be doing this someday as well. It doesn't matter how smart or successful or whatever else you are, someday you will be looking at a piece of human feces recently produced by a two-year-old and acting as if it is the best freaking thing that has happened to you all month.

Because the alternative is this: